Losowe angielskie dowcipy
Camping Trip ->
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together and assigned different duties to each scout. Gabby was responsible for t... [ca³y ->]
What Am I Doing? ->
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely. As he stroked the supple skin of her naked body, he asked, "Do you understand what I am doing?" ... [ca³y ->]
Low Sex Drive ->
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered." The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_??" To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"... [ca³y ->]
Double The Recipe ->
Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.... [ca³y ->]
Star Wars Vs Star Trek ->
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE 10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "STUN." 9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 2... [ca³y ->]
Blonde and the Mechanic ->
A blonde just manages to limp her spluttering car into the garage and then it dies. She approaches the mechanic and seductively asks him to have a look at the engine. After a few minutes of tinkering, he walks towards her,wiping his hands on a gre... [ca³y ->]
Two Meaningless Words ->
Q: Name two words that have no meaning. A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.... [ca³y ->]
Try this on honey! ->
A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. "This is $200," she says. "I want one that's more sheer," says he. "This one is $350." "... [ca³y ->]
Stinky momma ->
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!... [ca³y ->]
Bill Gates' Wedding Night ->
What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night? "Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"... [ca³y ->]
ghost shit ->
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they needed to find a motel. So they find a super8 motel. They go in to the clerk and get one room because that was all that they could afford. They get to there room and there is on... [ca³y ->]
The Brass Rat ->
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter. The proprietor said, that will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it. The man said, 'Thanks, but I'... [ca³y ->]
The Test! ->
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the ba... [ca³y ->]
Political Speech Goofs ->
"I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job" --George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign "This is a great day for France!" --Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral "Now, like, I'm President. It would... [ca³y ->]
The Bobbitt Hillbillies! ->
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies: Here's a little story of a man named John A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone It seems one night after gettin' with the wife She lopped off his schlong wi... [ca³y ->]